(as we walk out the door this morning, after I've thrown something in the slow cooker)

James: What's for dinner?
Me: Thai beef.
James: Oh yeah, and you're going to make that crazy stuff with it.
Me: It's couscous! And Meldrick Lewis likes it!
James: I don't know who that is.
Me: From Homicide! With the hat!
James: Oh, it's going to be awful.